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Thursday, March 17, 2011

Reward for Political Sign Arsonist

For the person that ignited the Independent Party sign this morning at Boughton and 3'55, you should know three things...
1.  With grass being dry, you could have started a Village wide fire.
2.  Video camera's probably point that direction.
3.  A good Samaritan and hero put the fire out in time, leaving only some burnt grass.

So when you are caught, we WILL publicize the story, with your picture, so your family, friends, and neighbors can see what you have done just for winning an election.    We will issue a public award to the Police for your capture and make a sizable donation to their department.  We will issue a reward for the hero who saved Bolingbrook by putting out the fire, as it was near a gas station. 

Next time you think about starting a fire, think about the fact that it is called ARSON.

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